| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5856 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
100 Players server on big 20kx20k map
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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3861 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8115 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7534 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8237 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5283 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8350 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8248 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5981 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4611 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2307 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 725726 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5860 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2119 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5347 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7977 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 36529 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5266 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4358 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
