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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6597	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ores Mined:	8510	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	4983	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Towns Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3222	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4784
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ores Mined:	2038	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	7556	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3