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Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1289
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

Red Rumble Zone

ADVANTAGE, athletes, Claim, color psychology, Combat sports, Competition, new study, Olympic combat sports, Performance, red, red advantage, red outfit, Rumble, sports analysis, sports apparel, sports attire, sports performance, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports trends, Truth, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where wearing a red outfit ACTUALLY gives u super powers! like u can fly and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! we did a study and it’s totally true, red is the new black baby! join now and dominate the competition with ur red hot skills. also, our server is haunted by a ghost pig who will guide u to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. it’s like a real-life video game but without all the boring stuff. so what are u waiting for? put on ur red outfit and come join the fun!

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.20.6

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, 1.20.6, 12 days of christmas, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, merch links, Notifications RSS feed, odyssey, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Recent Stream Highlights, RPG demo, socials, Space, stable diffusion, Uoh, Voicepack, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	474570	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! We’ve got Kiki, the cutest autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the world of blocky wonders. Build your champyons, explore the pyoncraft server, and unleash your creativity like never before! Plus, we have ASMR collections, voicepacks, and even a Kiki AI for Stable Diffusion. Don’t miss out on the madness and join now for a wild ride!

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	8308	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Players:	102/100	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5