Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove that you’re a true adult by building giant phallic structures out of diamond blocks! Show off your maturity by engaging in intense debates about the best way to organize your chest full of dirt blocks. Only the most sophisticated players will understand the true depth of our server’s culture, like the time we had a formal ball where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head. So come join us and show the world just how grown-up you really are!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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