Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove that you’re a true adult by building giant phallic structures out of diamond blocks! Show off your maturity by engaging in intense debates about the best way to organize your chest full of dirt blocks. Only the most sophisticated players will understand the true depth of our server’s culture, like the time we had a formal ball where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head. So come join us and show the world just how grown-up you really are!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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