MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4137
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6565	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!