Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7314	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2719

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	786
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	269	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	89
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	4562	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Farms Harvested:	970

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!