Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1809	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	58	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	2848

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	84	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Star Shards Collected:	87
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6225	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Animals Bred:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	782195
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	5579
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Potions Brewed:	115	Dimension Hops:	15

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	654
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Animals Bred:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!