| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server and experience the most epic anime battles you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you and your friends riding on magical unicorns, fighting off evil mobs with giant swords while screaming out your special attack names. It’s like living in your favorite anime series, but with better graphics!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored dragons to talking cats with top hats, you never know what kind of magical adventure awaits you around every corner.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the anime world of your dreams? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 614899 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Magic Items Found: | 4259 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
