| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3963 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3035 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9999 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
