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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

ZorroCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Votes:	9324	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

A minecraft server (still being set up)

ZORROCRAFT.provisionhost.com

hDunno

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

mc.hdunno.com

onepeace

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

onepeace

mc.onepeace.net

ocd

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

188.122.88.139:25580

BRAJO

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3506	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

READING

MC.BRAJO.CO.UK

Spyte PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

192.210.236.174:25665

BogRealms

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

bogrealms.fluctis.com

HeilCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	193
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

198.154.97.199

AgedCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

mc.agedcraft.com

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13

5.9.136.50

TitanPvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

198.154.112.178

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1643	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

play.theprisonserver.com

Terminal

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	87

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

198.154.97.235

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	4528	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

AmbarCraft.net:25575

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8577

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

tinetwork.net