MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Buildings Constructed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	936	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	178
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9768	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6817	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Star Shards Collected:	277
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!