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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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