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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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