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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Towns Built: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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