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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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