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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9933 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Ores Mined: | 756 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!