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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5459 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!