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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5395 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9226 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4318 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!