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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1192 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!