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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 792 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!