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RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	246
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Potions Brewed:	117	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	800
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	6420	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	6791	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	477031
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8160
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

Players:	110/500	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	703