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BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	1713
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	755961
Magic Items Found:	3338	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Void Gems Collected:	30
Alien Abductions:	5	Animals Bred:	79

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5147
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ores Mined:	6980	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8125
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1166
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3676	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	1120	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4106
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8265
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17