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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3337 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3125 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?