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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1023 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 933 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?
With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?
So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!
