Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 96 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6077
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5921

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dimension Hops: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7341 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 898 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 9341
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 243 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ores Mined: 2689
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5962 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3151 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 260 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Items Found: 2192
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 647674 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5864 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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