Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Marcie and Jefferson’s visit to a London sex dungeon (don’t ask how they ended up there, it’s a long story involving a misplaced teleportation spell and a confused llama).

On our server, you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking trees, and who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether (rumor has it, it grants wishes).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT or participate in a synchronized sheep shearing competition? Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where the craziness takes you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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