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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 4811 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 9371 Love Letters Sent: 20
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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