MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?

blowing, Canada, Canadian flag, CREEPERS, cultural exchange, Diversity, first impression, flag emoji, forum etiquette, Global community, Honesty, House, Identity, International, MapleCraft, national symbol, online forum, online interactions, Opinions, patriotism, representation, Respect, Thoughts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crops Grown:	7818	Buildings Constructed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Farms Harvested:	760
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Potions Brewed:	72
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	4668

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4610	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Villages Defended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	101	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Love Letters Sent:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8138
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	254394	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!