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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7768 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4981 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!