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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1965 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
LOL U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENCHANTED ARMOR UP THE WAZOO.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS MIXED WITH UNICORNS, THEY CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WANT A PET DRAGON? DONE. WANT TO FLY ON A PIG? EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.
ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES. RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND IT, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A MAGICAL LLAMA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA BE A NOOB LIKE THOSE CANADIAN MPS WHO ARE APPARENTLY TRAITORS TO THE COUNTRY. JUST SAYIN’.
