Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fate of the world rests in your hands as you choose to align yourself with the People’s Republic of China or the United States of America (with a twist of Canada annexing Mexico and turning it into a protectorate)!

Will you take on the role of a master spy trying to uncover government secrets in the bustling cities of the USA or will you be a fearless warrior fighting for the glory of the PRC in the treacherous mountains of China?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Canadians have developed a secret weapon that can control the minds of players, turning them into dancing llamas with rainbow-colored fur! Will you join forces with the Canadians to harness this power for good or will you fight against them to keep the server from falling into chaos?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and more llamas than you can shake a diamond sword at! Can you help decide the winner in this epic battle of PRC vs USA (with Canada annexed Mexico made a protectorate)? Only time will tell on our electrifying Minecraft server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Crops Grown: 1289

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

    Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server

    WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Looking for some relaxing audio roleplays or trigger sessions? Look no further, we got you covered!

    Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.

    Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.

    Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´・ω・`)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

    Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

    Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2703 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to even play the game!

    Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!

    So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Why would Brock be friends with Vince after he made his wife… Minecraft SMP

    Why   would   Brock   be   friends   with   Vince   after   he   made   his   wife…   Minecraft   SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed in the most unexpected ways! Picture this: Brock and Vince were once bitter enemies on the server, constantly trying to one-up each other. But then, one day, Vince accidentally made Brock’s wife do the most outrageous thing ever – she built a giant statue of Vince out of diamonds as a peace offering! Now, Brock can’t help but be friends with Vince after such a hilarious gesture. Join our server and see what other wacky shenanigans await you! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • What is the IP for FusionZGamer Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FusionZGamer Minecraft Server?

    FusionZGamer is a popular gaming YouTuber known for his engaging content and entertaining commentary. With a focus on horror and survival games, FusionZGamer has amassed a large following of dedicated fans. His unique style and passion for gaming make him a standout figure in the YouTube gaming community.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    ☄ There are ☄ on our server

    ★ New enchantments ( /enchants )

    ★ New type of armor ( /crafts )

    ★ Air drops

    ★ Spheres

    ★ U/S statistics in the table

    ★ Privates ( /rg )

    ★ Shop ( /shop )

    ★ Buyer ( /seller )

    ★ Rtp ( /rtp )

    ★ Donations ( /donate )

    ★ Donate coins

    ★ Working mechanisms

    ★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )

    ★ Balanced economy

    ★ Clans ( /clan )

    ★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )

    ★ Draws for privileges and donation coins

    ★ Donations for game currency (/free)

    ☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • See this, what do? – Minecraft SMP

    See this, what do? – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Meme Coin Advice Minecraft SMP

    Meme Coin Advice Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a memecoin – unpredictable, wild, and always on the verge of mooning!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Single Life Minecraft Server

    Single Life Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate among our community of players. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building a pixelated empire together?

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!

    So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Horror King Minecraft SMP

    The Horror King Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

    Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

    If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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