Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 30 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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