Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Crops Grown: 8755
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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