New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

    Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

    So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

    And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Lab

    The Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    General Info

    Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

      • Head Database (/head)
      • Dynmap
      • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Armor statues
      • Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

    If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

    The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

    Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

    We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

    Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

    ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP