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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7740
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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