Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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