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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Alien Abductions: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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