Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Magic Items Found: 4907
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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