MämmiCraft: Ahmed’s LOLz Adventures – Trendy Minecraft Server for epic builds and LOLS! Join now!

Finnish cuisine, baking, Ahmed, Adventures, Nordic

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic gaming experience you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Rumor has it, if you manage to find the golden llama, you will be granted three wishes by the llama king himself!

2. Our community events include a weekly llama race where players ride llamas dressed as unicorns through obstacle courses. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted cookies and a pet dragon named Steve.

3. We have a legendary user named Ahmed who can craft mämmi faster than you can say “creeper”. Not only is his mämmi delicious, but it also gives you superhuman strength in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a llama…or two.

PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

research, global health, Virus, risk factors, Pregnancy

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

Women’s Health, memory decline, discrimination, cognitive function, sexism

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Anarchy Network

PvP, Survival, 2b2t, Lag Machines, Griefing

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Launch Date October 11th, 2024

Location New York City, NY, USA

Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)

World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

Character development, Anime, long tail tags, ruins the series, action

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

thẳng, informal, frfr, Communication, Language

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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