Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	3221
Divine Spears Created:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4116	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2785

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	783
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ores Mined:	3552
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2797	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Ores Mined:	9592	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	128

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ores Mined:	4758	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Votes:	1494
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2025

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	286
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ores Mined:	4099	Gods Slained:	1

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	5416
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	266

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥