| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 4728 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8119 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2530 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 6748 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5061 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 195 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8647 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!
This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9069 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7961 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
| Server Name | The Beykery |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla+ (proximity chat) |
| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock 1.21.3 |
The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.
For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.
Join the discord here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server? | You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided. |
| What is the server type? | The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience. |
| Can I create my character with a backstory? | Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story. |
| Is there a discord for The Beykery? | Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more. |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2574 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 149 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 156 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8261 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7923 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4774 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4897 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7621 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3372 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 287 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6419 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6831 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9682 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 836 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4855 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9252 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
