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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 790 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
