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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2595 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2878 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Votes: | 801 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
