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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3995 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
