makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	256	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	910903
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6293
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4248	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	563403	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8905	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

Java IP (No Port Needed): coastcraft.ddns.net Bedrock IP & Port: coastcraft.ddns.net : 19132

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	647
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	119

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8546
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	190
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.