makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9598
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	8896

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	1324
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.