| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6841 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7601 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5603 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2763 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9942 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 228 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8017 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6476 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Votes: | 218 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7364 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 292 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8234 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3835 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9120 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6820 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Votes: | 9540 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1559 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2829 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8649 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3071 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2140 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 203 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2586 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 120 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
