| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1576 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8616 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 788 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8581 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7903 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3891 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1182 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 420 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5913 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1233 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2676 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4027 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6686 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2701 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8315 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5225 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 263 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
