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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4922 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.
Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.
